To Write Essays From Your Butt

god may have created two kinds of types, opposites, but as you know, opposites attract: plus and minus, electrons and protons, hot and cold, geeks and midgets. You learn to live, then you work to live, then you raise kids to live, then you die. Rihanna wasn't honest, you don't appear to actually live your life, there is no "ayyyy ayyy ayyy" in this world like her song indicated, because successful women don't take no for an answer, nor do they steal other people's work by bullying them to death. They should sue their bosses for their sexual harassment and take their place after they are fired.

That is how you can complete a very long essay in college. You talk about facts that cannot be proven wrong. and keep bullshitting sentences to make the argument seem longer than it actually is.