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• Today, I was able to purchase my first flip-flops. I hate flip-flops, and I am never without socks. I have cute feet, I admit, I just never wore slippers. And flip-flops especially are so ugly. But with this rainy Missouri summer, I love flip-flops. Flip-flops are my friend. • Today, I saw my first anorexic girl, a rare sighting that I did not think existed in rural Missouri, let alone the world. Bare and bony, with the shoulders popped out. She only looked a little miserable. I wanted to hug her without breaking her because I know how she must feel. Weight is always the issue, but also not the issue. Weight evolves into other issues. She is trying to "look" good at the cost of her well-being, and it doesn’t look good. She works at the Old Navy, if anybody would like to visit her. • Today, I purchased my very first tissue box for my very first dorm room! It was green – of course – they say green is the color of life, and I want to blow my boogers at life. • Today, I...

god may have created two kinds of types, opposites, but as you know, opposites attract: plus and minus, electrons and protons, hot and cold, geeks and midgets. You learn to live, then you work to live, then you raise kids to live, then you die. Rihanna wasn't honest, you don't appear to actually live your life, there is no "ayyyy ayyy ayyy" in this world like her song indicated, because successful women don't take no for an answer, nor do they steal other people's work by bullying them to death. They should sue their bosses for their sexual harassment and take their place after they are fired. That is how you can complete a very long essay in college. You talk about facts that cannot be proven wrong. and keep bullshitting sentences to make the argument seem longer than it actually is.