Self-respect

"You're so beautiful. So respectful. If I didn't have so much respect for you I would have just touched like any of those other girls. I just don't know how I could find someone so gorgeous like you here tonight. So respectful, you know. Don't eva let any man tell you otherwise, or any man make you think different. Your boyfriend must be really lucky to have you. You're like Rihanna. No! You're actually prettier than Rihanna. Your so pretty girl, I wouldn'tt be here wasting my time telling you all this if you weren't so pretty. I wish all girls were like you, so fine and sexy. I mean, all the girls are so sexy. But chu something else. Your like my wifey type, Your so good girl, such a good girl like you so hard to find. Beautfil mind, beautiful body. I just love the way you look. and if I go too far to offend... What I'm saying you just tell me sI'llll know my limits. I'm sorry if I offended you when I said you looked like Rihanna... Can I hug you?"

Dude. Ew. No. Five minutes later, he throws up, passes out on the street. This could be the worst best American experience of my life so far.  Nasty men are global pandemic, no matter where you are in the world, they all seem to think that they are doing you a public service announcement.