Gone for the Night
Just another day at the Library. Study, study, study, Starbucks, Starbucks, Starbucks! The person on my left? Sleeping... The person on my right? Snoring... The person in front of me? Clickiting-clakiting pictures of me. Girlfriend stranger, what are you doing? You don't know my life! Unless you are trying to capture this guy's sleep drool, I am not sure why you are clicking away. She chick-chicked and walked away. HEY come back where are you going?! Will I be on some newspaper? Is this for a photography class? That picture better be on a newspaper somewhere, how else will my American wife-husband find me? Yes, they will find me on a newspaper, because my future babe is intelligent. My friend called. She told me I left the country, and everyone else is getting married. Ugh, girls. Having brains is a good thing. Life is not better with fewer brain cells. Marriage, kids, bills, and responsibilities will not leave once they arrive, choose your time wisely. There is this guy who...